…and I really do. I really, really love my husband; I appreciate him probably more than half the wives in America love and appreciate their husbands. But there are days, like today, where I just want to choke the fucking ignorance out of him. I want to choke him and then just slap him silly with his own dick. I’d never cut it off, I love his dick as much as I love the man attached to it but….sometimes…..